With wit and unrelenting optimism, Linda Milanese confronts the fears and frustrations of aging in this insightful collection of alphabetized essays, WTF??! I'm Old!. While sometimes wistful (I'm starting to think 'road-not-taken' thoughts), she finds humor in age-related issues (I'm at war with my feet, and they're winning) while navigating the baffling ever-evolving world of technology and such challenges as line-dancing class, two-stories high inflatable Santa, and 1,500-piece jigsaw puzzles. From "Boom Box" nostalgia to the self-deprecating "Hypochondria," the author's "might as well own it" attitude shines through on every page-safe advice for all of us, regardless of age.