No warning. No explanation. No time to prepare.
Just one very confusing morning when the mirrors look different, the clothes fit differently, the voice sounds strange-and suddenly everyone has pockets.
If Women Became Men Tomorrow is a hilarious satirical thought experiment about what happens when billions of women are forced to navigate the world from the other side of the gender divide.
What follows is chaos.
Confidence levels change. Handshakes become serious business. Small talk mysteriously disappears. Dating becomes an entirely different kind of disaster. Workplace meetings get louder. The fashion industry panics. Razors sell out. Cargo shorts experience an unexpected renaissance.
And then there are the pockets.
Deep, glorious, functional pockets.
Through a series of absurd observations, fictional field reports, workplace disasters, dating catastrophes, body-related surprises, and increasingly ridiculous social experiments, this book asks a deceptively simple question:
How much of who we are is actually us-and how much is simply what we've been taught to do?
It's satire, not science. There are no medical explanations, no government task forces, and definitely no peer-reviewed studies. Just a ridiculous premise taken seriously enough to see how funny-and occasionally revealing-the consequences might be.
